INDAY FEVER

have you ever been bombarded by the imfamous inday jokes that roams around the sms world like plaque?well,

i did and along with my good friend kaye bandarlipe, i enjoy all the inday jokes!

hahaha

it may sound so silly but how ever silly it maybe,pure fun really comes in small boxes!!hahahha if you know what i mean.

for me, when i'm in blue, silly jokes lights me up.

here are some of the inday jokes i saved on my mobile for the last few months

jokes like:

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amo: inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda...

ay onga pala, inglisera kan ngayon...

would you please buy many fishes for this week's meal?

inday: judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. the term "fishes" although rarely used connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said aquatic creatures.but the more pressing question before i go to the wet market would be, what type of fish?, fillet or not?, frozen or fresh?

(pause)

ahh...given the meages budget afforded by this household's quasi-peasant class taste, i assume i shall source the staple "ga-lewng-gong" right?

amo: leche!!!

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overnight inaral ng amo ni indy and dictionary para may ang tapat na siya kay inday

amo: so inday, tell me, how do you accept the fact that you are just a mere chambermaid in this extravagant mansion?

inday: una camarera? eres tan pathetic. la unica razon que insribi te casa es porque nada esta sucediendo dentro de tu casa causi-agradable quisera traer una pocca clase en este hogar pero conjeturo qu mo puedo torque esta casa es fea.

hahahhaa

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amo: mula ngayon, wala ng magsasalita ng ingles.ang sinumang magpadugo ng ilong ko at sa mga anak ko,papalayasin sa pamamahay na ito,klaro ba?

inday: ang mga namutawi sa inyong mga labi ay mataman ko pong iiimbak sa sulok ng aking balintataw sa kaibuturan ng aking uso,gugunam gunamnin, nariing salik ng aba at payak kong
kabatiran tatalikdan ang matayo at palalong banyagag wika, manapay kakalingain bibigkasin ata sakdal timyas na sasambitin ng aking sangkalooban.

what??!!!nosebleed

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"physical stres and extensive work may rsult to serious damage to one's body. it is therefore essential that once in a while we take a break from our usual routine to replenish the lost energy we had"

- sabi ni inday sa amo nya ng humihingi ng day off.

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amo:inday, wala si mam mo, dun tayo sa kwarto...

inday: what?!are you nuts?! for your information sir, i intend to reserve my virginity for the person i truly love.if you think i'm an easy to get cheap slut, well your barking the
wrong tree and will you please act like a professional coz yours so Eeeww...if i hear anymore filthy words coming from your mouth, i will not hesitate to take legal actions!!!

amo: leche, ag arte mo!

inday: joke lang sir naman!!! tara!!

hahha

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consul: why do you wanna go to the US?

amo: to travel with friends and fly the airplane.

consul:denied!

consul: and you?

Inday: for life is a neverending pursuit of material and social satisfaction that i tender my great intent of actualizing a transpacific journey to the land of milk and honey.and
affable sanctuary where dreams become reality and a perfect habitat where souls like mine can reach he pedestal to freedom.

consul: LIFETIME MULTIPLE ENTRY VISA GRANTED!

AMO:hayop ka inday!!!

hahahah

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nagmamani: ah mani mani mani malutong mani kayo jan oh!!!limampiso lang mani!!!malutong mani kayo jan oh!!

inday: mr peanut,are those nuts cropped from a high class soil fertilized through an advance agricultural method to produce a rich tasted appetizer which you, yes you mr peanut, fried t in a premium grade 0% fat canola oil with a low salt solution to consider those low cholesterol diet practioner like me?

nagmamani: PAKYU!!!!!

HAHAHA

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hey are you doing anything tonight?! can you join me for a few drinks?! don't worry my treat...sky's the limit...just want somebody to talk to...he already left me for that bitch!!!we can meet up at Capone's and then afterwards we can go to Embassy...

-inday, sawi sa pagibig, iniwan ni dudung...

SHET SA CAPONE'S PA IINOM!!! SOSYAL!!!

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inaway si inday:

girl: bakit maganda ka ba?

inday: everyone is beautiful, except in the eyes of insecure bitches.

laban ka ba?

hahaha

astig

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inday: GUNAYDIN! (good am sa turkish)

pacquiao: hello! is mr montinigro over there? i want to just aknow if can he be there here to catch me in the ring for the fight belt?i can be winning im not to be and the loss/

inday: ha? (nosebleed)

NA KNOCK OUT SA ENGLISH NI MANNY!! SA WAKAS NA TALO NADIN SI INDAY!HAHHAHA